Julian Assange is gorgeous
Look, you British tabloids, you can call Julian a ho all you want. But we dare you: YOU try being a tall, fine and mysterious idealist and not attract the ladies. Go on, try it.
JAIG understands. We forgive you, Julian, because we know that bedding an endless steam of admirers is simply part of the job.
We’ve taken a number and are queuing patiently.

Look, you British tabloids, you can call Julian a ho all you want. But we dare you: YOU try being a tall, fine and mysterious idealist and not attract the ladies. Go on, try it.

JAIG understands. We forgive you, Julian, because we know that bedding an endless steam of admirers is simply part of the job.

We’ve taken a number and are queuing patiently.