Hey Julian… whatcha cooking, good looking?

We’re not loving this photo of Julian, it’s got flavours of Gordon Ramsay, whose existence on this earth is far less meaningful and attractive than our hero’s. 

In other news we’ve been told that Mr. Assange’s captors have allowed him limited internet access. Hahaha, the fools! In no time at all he will have written code to turn the prison washing machines into obedient, guard-slaying Assange-bots. Do they really think the bricks and mortar of some Victorian fortress can hold a man who wrote a multi-key/part encrypted Linux file system? 

In the meantime, Julian, we know you’re busy but if you’re reading this our MSN is WillHaveJuliansBabies, k? Love you.